Lyrics

I Like My Dog More Than I Like You

I got a new friend here, he’s just the one for me
He always listens to me and keeps me company
He doesn’t give me heartache and he doesn’t mess around with my soul
Keeps me lookin’ up ‘stead of staring down in a hole

What I’m about to say is gonna make you stew
Doesn’t really matter if you want me to/
I like my dog more than I like you
And I know you know its true
And there’s nothing you can do
I like my dog more than I like you, I like my dog more than I like you

He don’t apologize for all the things he shouldn’t done
He doesn’t make excuses, treats me like I’m number one
He gives a little growl just to keep the cats away
He only wants to love me, I can tell he doesn’t need to say

What I’m about to say is gonna make you stew
Doesn’t really matter if you want me to
I like my dog more than I like you
And I know you know its true
And there’s nothing you can do
I like my dog more than I like you, I like my dog more than I like you

Just one look from him and I feel fine
You’ll be in the dog house all the time

When we go walkin’ he pulls me to the other path
I think you know threes a crowd, you can do the math
If ones to go I can say for sure it won’t be him
I don’t like chances, I can tell that yours are slim

What I’m about to say is gonna make you stew
Doesn’t really matter if you want me to
I like my dog more than I like you
And I know you know its true
And there’s nothing you can do
I like my dog more than I like you, I like my dog more than I like you
I like my dog more than I like you.